Issued on behalf of the Office of the Chairman and Chief Executive Officer.
Here at IBR Glennfield BrilCo, we care about the environment, and we care about you. And we want everyone to know that — which is why we wish headlines like the above were the kind of headlines our millions of customers, fans, and fellow brothers and sisters in humanity were waking up to every day.
Granted, the above headline is fictional, and none like it has ever appeared, in this or any other case. But here at IBRGBC, we like to imagine the impossible, the unprecedented, the yet-to-occur. That's the kind of hope that has carried this company forward since its inception.
It's a company of dreamers, built on a conviction that no dream should not be dreamt — except if it is a negative dream, or one of social harm, or some other such case.
We believe in people, even when they make a misstep or two. We believe in holding ourselves accountable, and we believe in binding non-arbitration agreements. Over a long career, including a span at the helm of HP**, I have seen firsthand the rewards reaped by a robust belief in aspirational values.
And heck — we believe in you, too.